Humor: This Q&A in Reader’s Digest – tickled my funny bone

The following appeared on Dear Aunty of Reader’s Digest, November 2008, Malaysia edition on pg 33.

Dear Aunty,

My husband is patient, lovable and caring. He packs my lunch each day with a handwritten love note, changes the kitty litter, mows the lawn, etc. But he’s a slob. When he packs my lunch, he uses a paper towel to wipe his hands, then wads it up and tosses it on the counter. lt’ll sit there forever. When he brushes his teeth, he spits all over the spigot. He loves to read the newspaper, but throws it on the couch and it lies there for a week. l’m no Suzie Homemaker, but I’m not his mother, either. How can I get him to clean up after himself?

HELP!!!

Are you thinking what I’m thinking. Anyway, here’s the reply from Aunty.

Dear Help!!!,

You want help? Most women would love to have your husband. How about this? While hubby is packing your lunch, composing handwritten love notes, mowing the lawn and cleaning the litter box, why don’t you pick up the newspapers, wipe the counters and then leave him a note telling him what a treasure he is. On behalf of women everywhere, embrace this man!

Spot-on! There’s just no way to satisfy women. She need help, I think it is we that need help!! Sigh!! :D

* bold emphasis are mine

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