TANJOOBERRYMUTTS

11 February, 2010 (10:00) | 4. Fri | By: nileshbabu

By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND “TANJOOBERRYMUTTS“… and be ready for China.

Now, here goes…

The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service in China …..

Room Service : “Morrin. Roon sirbees.”
Guest : “Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.”
Room Service: ” Rye . Roon sirbees…morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???”
Guest: “Uh….. Yes, I’d like to order bacon and eggs.”
Room Service: “Ow ulai den?”
Guest: “…..What??”
Room Service: “Ow ulai den?!?… Pryed, boyud, pochd?”
Guest: “Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.”
Room Service: “Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?”
Guest: “Crisp will be fine.”
Room Service: “Hokay. An sahn toes?”
Guest: “What?”
Room Service: “An toes. ulai sahn toes?”
Guest: “I…. Don’t think so..”
RoomService: “No?Udo wan sahn toes???”
Guest: “I feel really bad about this, but I don’t know what ‘udo wan sahn toes’ means.”
RoomService: “Toes! Toes!…Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we botter?”
Guest: “Oh, English muffin! !! I’ve got it! You were saying ‘toast’… Fine…Yes, an English muffin will be fine.”
RoomService: “We botter?”
Guest: “No, just put the botter on the side.”
RoomService: “Wad?!?”
Guest: “I mean butter… Just put the butter on the side.”
RoomService: “Copy?”
Guest: “Excuse me?”
RoomService: “Copy…tea..meel?”
Guest: “Yes. Coffee, please… And that’s everything.”
RoomService: “One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin, we botter on sigh and copy Rye?”
Guest: “Whatever you say.”
RoomService: “Tanjooberrymutts.”
Guest: “You’re welcome”